Your Morning Smile

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The Apology Loop: Two Canadians bump into each other. They both say “sorry.” Then they say “sorry” for saying “sorry.” This lasts for three hours.

Canuck GPS: How do you get directions in Canada? “Go past the Tim Hortons, turn left at the other Tim Hortons, and if you hit a moose, you went too far.”

Canadian Currency

Why did the man try to pay for his gas with a box of Timbits?
Because in Canada, that is considered legal tender along with Canadian Tire Money!

Coffee Confessions

How do you know you are a true Canadian?
You order a “double-double” and nobody thinks you are talking about a math problem.

How did they decide what to name Canada?
The letters were thrown in a bag, and the first one to be picked was “C” eh?, then “N” eh? and finally “D” eh?

What does Canada produce that no other country in the world can?
Canadians!

Why do Canadians have a hard water problem?
It’s frozen most of the year!

Someone tried to buy Canada.
But I was having Nunavut.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow big deal. We’re celebrating Canada Day!