Murdoch’s Sun mourns death of relationship

THE SUN, a Rupert Murdoch tabloid that is Britain's best-selling paper, runs a front-page "DEATH NOTICE" for "THE SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP”:

Died at home after a sudden illness on Thursday, August 29, 2013, aged 67. 

Beloved offspring of Winston Churchill and Franklin D. Roosevelt. Dearly loved by Margaret Thatcher, Ronald Reagan, John Major, George Bush Snr, Bill Clinton, Tony Blair and George W. Bush. Funeral to be held at The French Embassy, 58 Knighsbridge, London SW1X 7JT. No flowers please. OBITUARY: PAGE 2